| Swearware Pottery - Hand Painted Defamation is designed & created in a historic mill building in Manchester, NH. Each piece is hand painted & stamped and features the six most popular libelous expressions in the world. We know this because a bunch of guys we know said so. Don't see your favorite insult? We'll custom make it for you. Want to recognize the Dickhead down the hall by name? We'll personalize it, too. Because each piece of Swearware Pottery is hand painted - no two are exactly alike. Slight variations in shape, color, font style and letter placement are all indications that a real human being living in the United States painted your product - most likely, a Yankee. Due to the largely lazy nature of most humans, all Swearware Pottery is dishwasher and microwave safe. Return Policy - If you are not completely satisfied with your Swearware Pottery, you may return it within 30 days from the date of purchase. Exchanges or refunds of purchases from this web site must be in original condition & must include your packing slip. Please state the reason for your return or exchange on your packing slip. Repack your order, enclose the slip, insure the package and ship it to the address below. Exchanges or refunds will be made in the original form of payment. Shipping charges are not refundable. Return policy for Custom and Personalized orders - Custom and personalized products cannot be returned. Please review your request carefully before placing a custom or personalized order. Swearware Pottery is not responsible for spelling errors or bad judgement. Questions or Concerns - Contact Swearware Pottery at 603-645-6873 Monday through Friday, 8 am - 4 pm EST or by chance. Sometimes we leave the studio to get lunch. If you get a recorded message, let us know you called. We'll actually call you back. If it's the middle of the night and you have to tell us something, click here. Privacy Policy - Swearware Pottery does not sell or loan your personal information to anyone. Secure Checkout - Swearware Pottery is a Yahoo! hosted site. Yahoo! uses SSL (Secure Socket Layer) encryption when transmitting certain kinds of information, such as financial services information or payment information. An icon resembling a padlock is displayed on the bottom of most browsers window during SSL transactions that involve credit cards and other forms of payment. Any time Yahoo! asks you for a credit card number on Yahoo! for payment or for verification purposes, it will be SSL encrypted. The information you provide will be stored securely on our servers. Once you choose to store or enter your credit card number on Yahoo!, it will not be displayed back to you in its entirety when you retrieve or edit it in the future. Instead of the entire number, you will only see asterisks and either the first four digits or the last four digits of your number. |
| Swearware Pottery Attn: Customer Service 21 W. Auburn Street Manchester, NH 03101 |
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